Bardland

Here in the fair land of Ash, We trade in barter not cash....
Where tie-dye’s never out of vogue
When we go rafting on the Rogue
We love our vegan pagan new age woo-woo reggae yuppie chemtrail voodoo
Cougar-lovin redwood-hugging laid-back intellectual geeks,
Lesbians, thespians, and freaks.

Here in the land of the Bard, where culture’s in our backyard
Look at the mountains and relax
Drink all you like but pay the meals tax
We love our vegan pagan newage woo-woo reggae yuppie chemtrail juju
Cougar-lovin redwood-hugging laid-back intellectual geeks,
Lesbians, thespians, and freaks.

Well you can dress just like you want
You can be who you want to be
You can choose your favorite font
Just don’t disagree with me….

Well you can get snowed in for fun
And ski for almost free
You can snipe at everyone
On that we all agree,

Here in the middle of naught, where we have freedom of thought
And lots of time on our hands, and lots of groovy new bands
We love our vegan pagan newage woo-woo reggae yuppie chemtrail gurus
Cougar-lovin redwood-hugging laid-back intellectual geeks,
Lesbians, thespians, and freaks.

Note that this is a parody! I just couldn't resist the rhyme of the hook.